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hello all, Just a quick update to bring you all up to speed on things. As i posted in my last entry, i was in the process of applying for my passport. This has been done, so as of march 12, 2010 if all goes well, I’ll have my passport. Nothing at all’s been confirmed … Read more

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hello all, Just a quick update to bring you all up to speed on things. As i posted in my last entry, i was in the process of applying for my passport. This has been done, so as of march 12, 2010 if all goes well, I’ll have my passport. Nothing at all’s been confirmed … Read more

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Hello all, It’s been awhile since i’ve posted an actual blog post, so here goes. On the personal life, things are going well, i’m well on my way to finishing a long standing project, getting my passport. The major reason for this is a wish to visit the states, and hook up with some of … Read more

101 ways to annoy people!

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1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.” 3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip…” 5. If you have a glass eye, tap … Read more

101 Things Not To Say During Sex

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1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (in a janitor’s closet) And they say romance is dead… 6. Try breathing through your nose 7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone! 8. Is that a … Read more