Krista gets the blame for this one.
Their’s supposedly a 2nd part?
but enjoy anyhow.
Well, Democratic Congressman Anthony Weiner
finally resigned yesterday. Odds are he’ll
come back for another try at public office,
though (they usually do), and when that
happens, he’s going to need a new slogan.
The Top 14 Revised Campaign Slogans for Anthony Weiner
14. Weiner: The Total Package
13. Standing Firm in Your Corner
12. You Asked for an Open and Transparent Congressman, and
DAMN, Did You Ever Get One!
11. Yes I Wood
10. Vote for a Man Who Rises to the Occasion
9. Weiner: In 3-D!
8. Vote for Me or I’ll Send a Picture of My Junk to Your Mom
7. Congressman Weiner: The Member You Know
6. A Chicken in Every Pot. And by “chicken” I mean “photo of
my cock” and by “pot” I mean “the inbox of all hot chicks”
and by “inbox” I mean…
5. Weiner: Willing to Stick It Out for Another Term
4. Champion of the Big Tent Party
3. Anthony Weiner: Hard-On Crime
2. Hot Dog! Weiner’s on a Roll!
1. Weiner: Progress You Can Hang Your Hat On!
Mirrored from shane and krista's rantings and musings..