today’s special? a plate of cold with a side of snow.

so being the person I am, I follow both krista and my weather forcasts via the miranda weather plugin.
For a comparison I’ll give you both as of the time of this post 5:16AM eastern time.
first, Krista’s from Fitchburg, MA.

Fitchburg, Massachusetts [-13.1C, Overcast]
Feel-Like: -13.3C
Pressure: 30.2 in
Wind: Calm 0 m/s
Humidity: 68%
Dew Point: N/A
Visibility: 10.0 miles

Sun Rise: 7:14 AM EST
Sun Set: 4:37 PM EST

5 Days Forecast:
Friday: Partly Cloudy, -6.7C/-15.6C
Saturday: Chance Of Snow 30% Chance Of Precipitation, -5.6C/-6.7C
Sunday: Partly Cloudy, -1.7C/-13.9C
Monday: Mostly Cloudy, -5C/-7.8C
Tuesday: Chance Of Rain 50% Chance Of Precipitation, 2.2C/-1.7C

ok, whatever, I can deal.
then we hit down arrow, and run into this.

Petawawa, Ontario [-21.1C, Overcast]
Feel-Like: -25.6C
Pressure: 30.4 in
Wind: West 0 m/s
Humidity: 77%
Dew Point: -23.9C
Visibility: 5.0 miles

Sun Rise: 7:47 AM EST
Sun Set: 4:49 PM EST

5 Days Forecast:
Friday: 28 F | 12 F, -10.6C/-17.2C
Saturday: Overcast, -8.3C/-16.1C
Sunday: Snow 60% Chance Of Precipitation, -11.1C/-20.6C
Monday: Clear, -10.6C/-14.4C

can you say, holy fuck, welcome to cold?
The meals of this variety are dirt cheep, and hey, their are even sides of snow available, can you believe that?
Welcome to january, now, you, out their, cold, and snow? you’ve got 18 days to vacate. k?
do it, now.

Mirrored from shane's rants.

a small note to hamilton dweebs. wanna try that again?

Oh god, the stupid strikes again.
So on a wim I dial up the ODSP IVR, the thing that tells me how much money I’m getting, or not getting, depending on your side of the fence, and get simarily told your file’s currently on hold.
after the appropriate amount of WTF happens, I ping my ODSP worker and go, last time I checked my file was fine, what the hell’s going on.
in list format have these appropriate amount of wtf results.
According to certain individuals I’m supposedly, ready?:

  1. Married to krista.
  2. We have a child on the way because I supposedly had unprotected sex.
  3. I moved down their perminantly and didn’t report that to ODSP.

firstly, how the hell can I be married to krista when we’re not even engaged?
Secondly, a child? seriously? how the hell’d that happen, from 400 miles away? that’d have to be one long ass dick, ok? just… omg.
Thirdly? moved down their? really? except not. Wishful thinking, but sadly, didn’t happen.
So the result of that, kathy, my worker, now has to issue appropriate amounts of clue to get this fixed, and attempt to not die while laughing.
Kathy indicates this little implosion that is the stupid should be fixed by friday at the *latest*.
I was highly amused, in a, are you fuckin’ serious? kinda way.
The lengths some people will go to.
just, jesus christ.
Please do be not trying that again. You’ll fail, again.
unrelated: CNIB? *totally* blind is just that, totally, 0, no, sight, so take your low vision assessment and shove it up your ass. it’s not needed in this apartment. thanks for trying, though.

Mirrored from shane and krista's rantings and musings..