as if I didn't have enough problems already, we add even more to the pile! roar!

Oh yes, good morning ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the stupid. This is exactly what I wanted to wake up to on a tuesday morning. As you all know, I’ve been out of work for some time now, and relying on the ontario disability support program to survive, while I find another job. This … Read more

It's… Cluetime! Again? Really?

I thought I was done issuing clues to the stupid today? it’s almost 5 PM as I start this. I guess clue issuance doesn’t have office hours. Having said that, I guess stupid doesn’t either. And I take it those who issue clue don’t get sickdays? I could’ve taken one today. somewhere, one of you … Read more

my First post. Also Holy shit, the childishness, It hurts my brain.

I am not happy, hence why shane has given me the floor, so to speak, as I believe he fears my head may actually explode. Normally, my Twitter account is my happy bitch, but 140 characters was not going to do this justice. I already almost squished some poor guy on my way to get … Read more

seriously…?

so according to vanessa, the twatwaffling hormonal sex deprived asscrack, she’s attempted to call krista multiple times, sent multiple e-mails, etc. Except that part wherein she sent nothing. Anyone wanna guess who the fuck she’s blaming this time? Yep, me, again. I’m supposedly the cause of krista never getting her voicemails or e-mails. I hate … Read more

a note to wining dream host customers, get you a clue, or 12.

so this blog, among other things, including e-mail, is now hosted on dream host and a couple nights ago, their entire network infristructure went down for scheduled maintenance, and this was posted on their status twitter. DreamHost Status: Network Maintenance: Friday, January 28th – 22:00 through Saturday, January 29th 02:00 PST http://dhurl.org/1io at 2:49:38 PM … Read more

and here comes the first clue of the day, brought to you in part by admins on the jfw mailing list.

I’m on the jaws for windows list hosted on rfree lists Why? because I’ve got nothing else better to do with my inbox, so why not, righht? Sure, but over the past few days, the list has been less than on topic of late. I politely, one list member to another, issued mild clues, just … Read more

and this person has other kids? not anymore she don't.

We start out today… with yet another clue. This is what… the 2nd day in a row? Doing the morning cruise through RSS feeds, we find a mother that got charged for an amber alert, why? because the mother decided to use her kid as insurance so a man would return her car. Then she … Read more

a note to people who think I'm made of money. their's a clue inside. go fetch.

This is an open clue to specific individuals who think I’m made of money and who need a knew brain. Please take note of the following in list format. Nobody was home when I left on december 1, 2010. Your waiting until now, almost a month later, to ask about the house key? seriously? Now, … Read more