next time, buy another case.

So we add this to the stupid. Two adults, decided that using their fists instead of their brains would be how they decided who got the last beer in the case. Police in Victoria, B.C., were called to break up a fight between a man and his nephew over the last beer in a case. … Read more

101 ways to annoy people!

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.” 3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip…” 5. If you have a glass eye, tap … Read more

101 Things Not To Say During Sex

1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (in a janitor’s closet) And they say romance is dead… 6. Try breathing through your nose 7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone! 8. Is that a … Read more

lots of humor

welcome Hello dear blog reader, i hope this entry serves as to proove that i am still here, all of this is humor and i hope you enjoy.I’ll post something personal in the next few days. The following is a bunch of humor thanks to a friend of mine. Each series is findable using heading … Read more