hey, united states? canada's kickin' your ass, again!

Once again, we here in canada proove we have a better handle on this digital thing than the united states. We took the year by storm with 18% growth over the united states impressive 1%. Oh, wait, it gets better. In 2009, our digital growth was 38%, and the united states was… what’s that? only … Read more

It's… Cluetime! Again? Really?

I thought I was done issuing clues to the stupid today? it’s almost 5 PM as I start this. I guess clue issuance doesn’t have office hours. Having said that, I guess stupid doesn’t either. And I take it those who issue clue don’t get sickdays? I could’ve taken one today. somewhere, one of you … Read more

my First post. Also Holy shit, the childishness, It hurts my brain.

I am not happy, hence why shane has given me the floor, so to speak, as I believe he fears my head may actually explode. Normally, my Twitter account is my happy bitch, but 140 characters was not going to do this justice. I already almost squished some poor guy on my way to get … Read more

a small note to hamilton dweebs. wanna try that again?

Oh god, the stupid strikes again. So on a wim I dial up the ODSP IVR, the thing that tells me how much money I’m getting, or not getting, depending on your side of the fence, and get simarily told your file’s currently on hold. after the appropriate amount of WTF happens, I ping my … Read more

and this person has other kids? not anymore she don't.

We start out today… with yet another clue. This is what… the 2nd day in a row? Doing the morning cruise through RSS feeds, we find a mother that got charged for an amber alert, why? because the mother decided to use her kid as insurance so a man would return her car. Then she … Read more

a note to people who think I'm made of money. their's a clue inside. go fetch.

This is an open clue to specific individuals who think I’m made of money and who need a knew brain. Please take note of the following in list format. Nobody was home when I left on december 1, 2010. Your waiting until now, almost a month later, to ask about the house key? seriously? Now, … Read more