something amusing

I found this highly amusing and highly entertaining. > A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, ‘When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the … Read more

daily batch of tweets

these are the tweets from the previous 24 hours. If you skip this entry, you might miss something! 02:42 awake at a god awful hour. grr # 02:50 @creepyblindy it doesn’t help I went to bed around 6PM EST # 02:51 remember twitterers in the US and canada the clocks go forward this weekend # … Read more

daily batch of tweets

these are the tweets from the previous 24 hours. If you skip this entry, you might miss something! 00:17 damn I hate when prepaid credit cards fuck you. I’m short and can’t pay vonage, fine, I’ll clear the fido bill. # 00:28 all right mortals it’s time for this vampiric poohbear to rest. talk to … Read more

daily batch of tweets

these are the tweets from the previous 24 hours. If you skip this entry, you might miss something! 01:00 phone should arrive March 4th. wonder why it’s delayed in hamilton # 01:31 switched to outlook from outlook express. need to synchronize my knew phone with outlook when it shows up. # 03:00 heading to bed. … Read more

daily batch of tweets

these are the tweets from the previous 24 hours. If you skip this entry, you might miss something! 01:27 can’t sleep. grrr piss # 01:56 @WakeAngel78 aww”ww’w. *hugs you and gently pets with a paw* I sowwie. # 01:58 @WakeAngel78 don’t bite head off… I want to help, if I can….. but if you don’t … Read more

daily batch of tweets

these are the tweets from the previous 24 hours. If you skip this entry, you might miss something! 00:55 heading to bed. good night humans, felow vampires and the rest of you tweeples. # 08:16 good morning humans, fellow vampires and you tweeplers # 08:24 waking up. erg. why am I still sort of tired. … Read more

daily batch of tweets

these are the tweets from the previous 24 hours. If you skip this entry, you might miss something! 05:35 Talking to @cminner07 and @cbell26 on prepaid phone. # 05:47 Those who have my txt address feel free to text my phone as i currently can’t check twitter replies # 13:12 Awake but in a cranky … Read more

daily batch of tweets

these are the tweets from the previous 24 hours. If you skip this entry, you might miss something! 00:10 come on! {userappdata} is valid! go to hell! # 00:12 porting a inno setup install to an MS Installer, fuck what fun! # 00:17 @chris28210 holy f! following much? # 00:27 good night humans, vampires and … Read more

daily batch of tweets

these are the tweets from the previous 24 hours. If you skip this entry, you might miss something! 04:09 @creepyblindy I just mailed you codefactories response to my support enquiry from Friday # 04:10 if it’s not supported, then, y, the, fuck, is, it, listed! # 04:40 @cminner07 I can port the user across. monty. … Read more