101 ways to annoy people!

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.” 3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip…” 5. If you have a glass eye, tap … Read more

101 Things Not To Say During Sex

1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (in a janitor’s closet) And they say romance is dead… 6. Try breathing through your nose 7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone! 8. Is that a … Read more

lots of humor

welcome Hello dear blog reader, i hope this entry serves as to proove that i am still here, all of this is humor and i hope you enjoy.I’ll post something personal in the next few days. The following is a bunch of humor thanks to a friend of mine. Each series is findable using heading … Read more

the computer

Now this is what i call funny!enjoy! T’was the night before Christmas, and all through the shop, The computers were whirring; they never do stop. The power was on and the temperature right, In hopes that the input would feed back that night. The system was ready, the program was coded, And memory drums had … Read more