101 ways to annoy people!

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.” 3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip…” 5. If you have a glass eye, tap … Read more

101 Things Not To Say During Sex

1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (in a janitor’s closet) And they say romance is dead… 6. Try breathing through your nose 7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone! 8. Is that a … Read more

lots of humor

welcome Hello dear blog reader, i hope this entry serves as to proove that i am still here, all of this is humor and i hope you enjoy.I’ll post something personal in the next few days. The following is a bunch of humor thanks to a friend of mine. Each series is findable using heading … Read more