Well, I’ve decided to publish something real interesting.
Ok, now, most of us have what is called hygeen, am I not right?
We know wen to take showers, go to the bathroom, brush our teeth, all that stuff that we all learned as kids, and practiced are intire lives, am I not correct?
Ok, if you answered yes to all the above, well read on, because this gets interesting.
I have a friend, I don’t no why I classify him as a friend, that well, let’s just say doesn’t take showers.
This “Person” does not no the meaning of a shower!
He hasn’t showered for, get this, almost a month!
For god sakes!
The longest I’ve ever gone is 3 days, but a month? Good, god!
That’s rediculous wouldn’t you say?
From what other friends tell me, his hair is long and greasy, and when you even mention the word “shower” he just ignores you or comes up with the excuse that he’s doing something.
I mean, that’s totally not good!
Now I no why nobody wants to hang around with him. He stinks the high hevins! You could probably smell him from Alaska for crying out loud!
I just can not believe it!
A month, ew’w’w’w’w’w’w’w’w’w’w!!!! aw’w’w’w’w’w’w’w’w’w’w”w’w’w’w’w’w! gr’r’r’r’r’r’rowse! Totally gg’g’g’g’g’rhrhrhrhrhrhrhose!
I think everyone get’s the picture now.
I’ll stop writing now, and post a little later on, probably tommorrow.