people needing a clue

Alcohol, now. give.

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1. Clearly, now, I have a choice between purchasing $995.00 software with my looks, or paying someone to scan and convert proprietary file formats for me because I can’t be diplomatic and the next best thing to diplomacy is keeping your damn mouth shut. Also, clearly, the latter, i.e., paying someone to scan, is gonna … Read more

If I had a dick, and today were a person, I'd force said person to suck it.

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1. Shane’s on a bus heading back to Ottawa. 2. I’m emotionally fucking wiped right out. 3. As a result of the above, I’m ready to stuff my foot up the ass of the next person who anoys me. 4. For the love of whatever may or may not be holy, please don’t let it … Read more

A small vocabulary lesson and a reminder that took me nearly 3 days to write.

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I just got back from an awesome dinner and a wicked good time with friends to be told by the admin team that certain *organizations* believe I’m *required* to accept their twitter follow *request*. Sidenote: Twitter? what’s that? it no longer exists on my radar. Try having to change your entire social media identity because … Read more

Why is that news article choosing this evening to roll across my desk?

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Well ok. My floor. Since I don’t have a desk to speak of at this current time. . You know, because give it a few days and I won’t have a place to live. But we already went over that earlier. So let’s just um, go down here, use my limited web design skills, and … Read more

That's… precisely how you do your job. Except for, like, how it ain't?

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Yarfing all over the blog again to prevent me using something as a projectile that I shouldn’t. Screen readers, wanna skip it? H to jump to the next heading is your happyfriend, sighties, use those mice like they were intended. I have officially hit the point where “I can’t fucking take it any fucking more,” … Read more

Where were you?

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So as you may or may not be aware, in the event you’re living under a rock, Shane showed up here on Thursday. Not even an hour after he showed up, came a knock on the door. It was the building director, reminding me of the guest policies and threatening me with academic sanctions, and … Read more

This is one of those weeks I wish I had an alcohol tolerance.

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Below are various notes to the stupid, in no particular order because Window-Eyes and WordPress just had an argument and I had to intervene and force them to fight nicely. 1. If I tell you something 2 weeks before I do something with which you may or may not have an issue, and then sit … Read more

That's exactly how you promote accessibility and uphold the law in hamilton. really, it is.

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Thanks to a contact on MSN, we have tonight’s stupidity. this time it come’s from hamilton, and it’s HSR’s apparent lack of hiring compitent drivers My comments follow the article. Mo ther, worker want HSR to apologize to boy in wheelchair Peach Festival transit pitfalls Dan Provan, 7, with respite workers John Moning, left, Coleen … Read more

Hicks and computers do not mix. I am living proof.

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My brain officially aches. I have had the…what, almost 2 weeks? From hell. Naturally, this computer was the cause of it. I woke up on the morning of the 5th to one hell of a mess. I restarted the machine, got tossed into a never-ending boot loop. I swore in all kinds of pretty and … Read more