an after christmas update, and a rant, and I’m the fucking exterminator this time fuckers!

Hey ya’ll,
It’s been awhile since I wrote an actual post.
I know my twitter updates have been posting and that’s cool but an actuall update from me is nice two. smile gin.
Let’s see.
I spent christmas with my parents. That was ok, but the next day after christmas I got a splitting headache. grrr.
Oh, thanks to crystal for actually wishing me a marry christmas! She’s the only one I actually heard from.
Speaking of crystal I was reading her lj and I just have this to say, chris bell tip the weighter next time you god damn bastard! smile, grin!
Ok, with that little virtual smack out of the way…. I didn’t get a lot for christmas, I didn’t expect a lot, but anyhow, I got a thing of burnable dvd’s, cash, yay for cash, and, socks! Yes, I got fuckin’ socks!
Actually, I lose socks all the time so it was a good thing.
grins.
so on to my rant.
A lot of you my faithful readers know my past, and my current situations to date. well, I went to a christmas party this year, and I had the distinct plesure, *not!* of socializing with an x of mine, Kristine. If you couldn’t tell I was so fuckin’ thrilled, *not!*. so anyhow, I’m being civel, making small talk, behaving myself. Until that is, she starts with the personal questions.
The first few I don’t find too bad, how I liked living on my own, what it was like living away from home, yada yada yada. Ok, so whatever. but then…. yes people, this is where it gets interesting. Somehow she found out about me and my relationship with Crystal and how we were not together anymore as a couple. So she starts asking all these questions, how I could have gone out with a whore like her, how I can stand being friends with her, how I can have the balls to call her a sister, etc. etc. etc.
At this point, I’d had quite enough, and in front of almost fifty people this is exactly what I said, and I said it so loud, you could probably here it all the way in the US.

I DON’T KNOW WHERE THE FLYING FUCK YOU GOT YOUR IDEAS YOU ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT BUT AS OF RIGHT NOW I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT, AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING HERE AND NOW Ms. Kristine, CRYSTAL HAS AND STILL IS A BETTER FRIEND THEN YOU’VE EVER BEEN! SHE IS NOT A WHORE, THE ONLY FUCKING WHORE AND SLUT AROUND HERE IS YOU! SHE WAS THEIR THROUGH MORE SHIT THEN COMES OUT YOUR NO GOOD ASS IN ONE DAY, SHE PICKED ME UP SO MANY TIMES IT’S NOT FUNNY, AND EVEN THOUGH WE’RE NO LONGER A ROMANTIC COUPLE, WE ARE, AND WILL ALWAYS BE, MORE THAN FRIENDS, AND YOUR SORRY GOOD FOR NOTHING ASS AINT WELCOME IN MY LIFE, NOW, GO FUCK YOURSELF!

After that little rant, the room went dead silent, and all I heard from the very back of the room was one of my old coleagues go, holy shit, I think he’s pissed off, and this time I didn’t do it.

Dear blog reader, let me make one thing perfictly clear. crystal and I are very close, and if you fuck with family, your ass is grass.
I love her like a sister, yes, she is the sister I’ve never had, I’ll do whatever it takes to protect her, and if it means kicking a few heads around, you can bet your fucking ass it’ll get done. I won’t tolerate people screwing with family, and you can take that to the bank and deposit it like a check!
You don’t fuck with family, because family will protect their own. and I hope that kristine now realizes that and never attempts to fuck with me again.
That’s it from me for now.
peace ya’ll!

Mirrored from shane's rants!.

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