things that make you go, ow? but are still goddamn funny.

so scrolling through my tweetstream, I run across this tweet.

about 9 minutes ago, Squeaka posted You sociopathic son of a bitch. I hope your testicles fall off and get run over by your own vehicle.

. so of course I had to retweet it while cackling histarically because the imagery was amusing. I retweeted it like this.

about 5 minutes ago, …I *was* hungry? RT @Squeakle1323: You sociopathic son of a bitch. I hope your testicles fall off and get run over by your own vehicle.

. Then followed it up with the following two tweets.

about 5 minutes ago, I don’t know weather to laugh, or cry in pain after my last RT, god. I get crushed nuts. but shiiiiit! lol.

about 4 minutes ago, anyone want *nuts* for breakfast, anyone?

bet you won’t think of nuts the same again. lol.

3 thoughts on “things that make you go, ow? but are still goddamn funny.”

  1. Happy to provide. Of course my imagery in my subsequent tweet re: my temper having an orgasm all over my tweetstream probably made some people hide under their desks, too…

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    • what. you mean this one? right here?

      about 11 minutes ago, Squeaka posted That last tweet felt so good to write it was almost like my very temper itself had an orgasm. Holy fuck.

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  2. Yep that one. I still maintain that initial outburst felt really goddamn good to let fly. No, happy pills don’t quite take *all* the edge off. Now can we fix the issues that made me clock the flip-a-shit-ometer in the first place and I’ll be good? 😛

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