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you can't fix stupid, I'm telling you!

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Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I
saw on the menu that you
could have an order of 6, 9 or 12
Chicken McNuggets.  I asked for
a half dozen nuggets.  ‘We don’t have
half dozen nuggets,’ said
the teenager at the counter.  ‘You
don’t?’ I replied.  ‘We only
have six, nine, or twelve,’ was the
reply.  ‘So I can’t order a
half dozen nuggets, but I can order
six?’ ‘That’s right.’ So I
shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
TWO
I was checking out at the local
Wal-Mart

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